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I'm going to write a book and get mildly famous and p rich and I'm going to build a big fancy castle with a red door and I'm going to fly all of you to it and you're all gonna be like OMG JULIA YOUR HOUSE IS SO NICE OMG and I'm gonna be like PIP PIP CHEERIO I RECKON YOU'D FANCY A WEE SPOT OF TEA MATE and you're all gonna be like JESUS CHRIST SHUT UP IM GOING HOME